G.O.E.

So…this is my first time to write on the blog. I was watching Jeopardy today and I was getting most of the answers right and I thought, man I could go on that show, then I sat down to write this blog and it took me five minutes to remember how to spell “Jeopardy”.  Maybe Jeopardy isnt in the cards, maybe its time to stop chasing rainbows, maybe its time to grow up and get a real job, maybe its time to cut my hair and shave my beard, maybe its time to stop sprinkling the word “boobs” into my daily conversations as many times as possible.  Then again, maybe not. I like the word “boobs”, I like my beard, I had a real job once, it sucked, possibly Jeopardy is in the cards. I think Alex Trebec and I would get along grandly.  Why  quit chasing rainbows?  Do you know what is at the end of a rainbow? Gold, biatch, GOLD!  I know what you’re saying, “C’mon Sexy Legs, that is a myth”, youre also probably saying “Why did I call you Sexy Legs?” but then you remember that you have seen these calves and they are sexy as shit.  All I’m saying is maybe it is a myth, but they also said that midgets were a myth.  What happens when I get that gold and you need a loan to buy the fourth season of The Hills on d.v.d. ?  A harsh man wouldnt give you the loan because you doubted him all along, however I am a really kindhearted, forgiving, extremely attractive guy and I would go out and buy the dvd’s for you without you even asking because I’m also really thoughtful.  And that my friends is what being a Giant of Enoch is all about.